Science mad libs

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“We derive a weak equivalence principle of __-__ (name and another name) type for  __-__-__ (two letters of the alphabet, and one number) __ (plural noun) __ (verb)-ing in a non-stationary hyper-__ (noun).  Here, the nonlinear relationship between __ (noun-X) and __ (noun) can be expected to __ (verb), unless the __ (noun-X) is __ (place)-definite.  Startlingly, a positive __ (Russian name) __ (noun) does not preclude __ (verb).  With that in mind, we __ (verb) on possible applications to __ (place).   Obviously, __ (some simple statement of fact).”

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“We derive a weak equivalence principle of universal-quantum type for z-a-5 multiverse disintegration in a non-stationary hyper-alignment. Here, the nonlinear relationship between boson-X and cold fusion can be expected to hyper-resonate, unless the boson-X is Earth-definite. Startlingly, a positive Lyapunov efficiency does not preclude total annihilation. With that in mind, we extrapolate on possible applications to the Milky Way. Obviously, these results generalize up to and including z-a-9 in 11 dimensions.”

Jason Kim: graduate student in the laboratory of Danielle Bassett; University of Pennsylvania